PMS jokes aren’t funny. Period.
It’s one thing to want to blow the whistle. It’s a completely different thing to want to blow it up…
Facts without interpretation is like meat without cooking; a bloody mess….
Inco G. Nito and S. T. Ranger walks into a bar. In a corner sits An on Y. Mous.
– Seriously? Who are these people?
– No clue…
– According to my prophetic vision, today is the day existence ends!
– Oh! Exalted Leader! How long do we have left?
– Since the destruction of existence begins at the edge of the universe and travels inwards I’d say 50 billion years, give or take… Hey! Where’s everybody going?
Image shows an artist’s impression of a supernova and associated gamma-ray burst by European Southern Observatory
On usability: If you feel your app requires a manual, you’re probably not doing it right!
Original thought: Oh, the marvels of modern technology! It’s really a super fit for original people like me! I have one of my super original thoughts, I put it on my blog and only minutes later I can literally find hundreds, even thousands of people who have embraced it! Wow! Technology!
A to B: Good morning!
B: Drop dead!
C: He suffers from Personality Displacement Disorder today…
When God uninstalls Linux, the Devil installs Windows…
Complicated answers to simple questions.
– What’s your hair color?
– In what light and against what background?