Anti-Virus Faux Pas:
– Look how great we are at stopping viruses… we stopped these viruses long before our competitors, in fact even before they were released…. oh… I mean… eh….
As I was saying….
I’ve lived here my whole life; I know every nook and cranny, every crook and granny…
Sex and drugs and rock n’ roll,
why live tomorrow when you can live today?
P.s. I’m using irony! D.s.
The lowest form of elementary particle:
The word Prostitute is no longer considered politically correct and should be replaced with the term Happiness Engineer…
I sometimes feel like I’m playing in a completely different league than the people around me. Unfortunately, I am not entirely clear on whose league is on top.
Guns don’t kill people,
people kill people…
Sell more guns to the people!
Uh… Wait! What?!
“ Liberty Bell 2008” by Tony the Misfit on Flickr – . Licensed under CC BY 2.0 via Wikimedia Commons. The Liberty Bell cracked – this happened in 2001, September 11, right?
The latest version of Ubuntu is a killer OS. I nearly had a heart attack when I installed it and saw the changes!
Heterosexual man: So, who’s the male in the relationship?
Lesbian woman: Eh, the whole point is that there is no male in the relationship…