The question we’re all asking: will we get Brexit or Break-Shit?
Asides
Locking your Kids up in the Basement
War on Terror is like trying to protect your kids from all the horrible things and persons out there in the world by locking them up in the basement…
…just to realize, when the police storms in and arrests you, that you’ve become one of those horrible persons out there that would lock kids up in basements…
Deus Ex Machine Gun
Hard-boiled, shoot-em’-first action bores me. The hero always gets away with some version of Deus Ex Machine Gun.
Touch Screen-wallpaper
I find the technical evolution of monitor screens and TVs depressing…
Where’s my Touch Screen-wallpaper?!
If I suddenly started hearing voices
If I suddenly started hearing voices, I’d ask them to tell me something I didn’t already know… Who knows, what secrets I might uncover?
Taking the Climate to Court
We have decided to take the climate to court for unprofessional conduct. If there was such a huge problem, why haven’t the climate said something before?
Ctrl-Shit-X
I pressed ctrl-shit-x in Excel and then everything turned to crap…
Christler
“Oh Lord won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz?”
“Can you get by with a Christler?”
“Can you get by with a Christler?”
Goat prices
“You Sir, have goat prices!”
“What?”
“Well, you can’t tell me they’re sheep…”
“What?”
“Well, you can’t tell me they’re sheep…”
Ending All Wars
Ending all wars are easy. Everybody just has to get rid of their weapons.
The hard part is; who starts?
The hard part is; who starts?
Talkwards 