The problem with politics today is that too many politicians and political agendas have slumpatizers instead of sympathizers…
Asides
Paralegal Drip
Watching medical dramas when tired can have the strangest results:
Wait? What? They’re giving her a paralegal drip?!
American murder robots
At the same time in a poor village far from where you are right now:
“Mom, why are the American murder robots called drones?”
“Honey, I don’t know, perhaps because it sounds better?”
Refurnishing.
I think my neighbor is playing music. Or moving heavy furniture. It’s not always obvious which is which.
Mobile Signal In Music
Listening to 90-ies Euro Disco: Hahaha! They were really clueless. They’ve put a mobile signal in the song! Ummm… and in the next song? Ahh! Damn! Where’s my phone?
Truth
I know Trudy and I know Ruth. But I have no clue who this Truth you’re talking about is.
Christmas Decorations
“We’ve put up the Christmas decorations!”
“Nice… how many megawatts of my future are they consuming?”
“Nice… how many megawatts of my future are they consuming?”
Self-criticism
The best way to handle over-the-top self-criticism is to not take it too personally.
Flavor
“This dish is fantastic, where did you get the recipe?”
“A master chef I know. He owed me a flavor.”
Gifted
My name is Ted…
My name is Ted…
My name is Ted…
GIF-Ted.
My name is Ted…
My name is Ted…
GIF-Ted.
Talkwards 