“I have morning issues.”
“Morning sickness?”
“No, just issues.”
“What kind of issues, specifically?”
“Specifically? I hate mornings!”
“Morning sickness?”
“No, just issues.”
“What kind of issues, specifically?”
“Specifically? I hate mornings!”
Asides
The Simpleton Pattern
We need to use the simpleton pattern to make the system less confusing…
So much in common
We’ve got so much in common! You’re a therapist and I need therapy…
Big Slab of Stone
Writing the first draft of my new novel I produce some sentences and paragraphs that force me to remember that even the most gorgeous marble statue begun as a big slab of bulky stone.
Flair for the Dramatic
“Why the hell did you shoot a flare into the gas tank?”
“I had a flare for the dramatic…”
“I had a flare for the dramatic…”
A Million Bucks
A: How are you feeling?
B: Like a million bucks… in coins… was dumped on my head…
B: Like a million bucks… in coins… was dumped on my head…
Perfect Pasta
Perfect Pasta: Deus ex Macaroni…
We’re writing a book… me and my characters…
We’re writing a book… me and my characters…
Irrational Logic
It is logical… just not in a rational way…
Veganism
Veganism: No harm, no fowl.
Talkwards 