Who let the DOGE out?
Asides
The Complexities of the Real World
The goal is to create AI that can handle the complexities of the real world.
I’m sorry, I have a natural intelligence and I often find myself unable to handle the complexities of the real world…
Ain’t great
Ain’t that great?
It ain’t that great…
Sponge me
A: I’d be happy to let you sponge me.
B: Huh?
A: Oh! Sorry! That came out totally wrong. How embarrassing. I meant to say spank me, not sponge me!
Invented elsewhere mentality
A: I hate this “Not invented here” mentality!
B: Just wait until you bump heads with the “Invented elsewhere” mentality. Then you’ll grow to love the “Not invented here” mentality…
Social Media as an adjective
Social Media as an adjective:
“That’s so Social Media of you…”
“You’re totally Social Media!”
You guess what it means…
Row, row, row your boat
Row, row, row your boat,
Gently down the street,
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
Climate’s gone to shit
Header image: Stable Diffusion AI
Where is the pathologist?
“Where is the pathologist?”
“He’s standing over there in the coroner…”
The Roman Empire
Escape Windows
I tried to escape Windows but I got slashed.
Talkwards 