As far as I know

Prosecutor: So, you never heard the defendant say he was planning the murder?
Witness: No.
Prosecutor: As far as you know?
Witness: No.
Prosecutor: No?
Witness: I also know things I don’t know…
Prosecutor: What?!
Witness: It’s my super power… of course it’s as far as I know… Captain Obvious!
Judge: Order!

How the name John came into existence…

How the name John came into existence…

Courtier 1: Your majesty, let me introduce Sir Rorohonojohn of…

The King: JOOOOHN!

Courtier 1: Rorohonojohn…

The King: JOHN! JOHN! JOHN!

Courtier 1: Your majesty…

The King: KILL! KILL! KILL!

Courtier 1 is dispatched of.

Courtier 2: Your majesty, Sir John of Brightumberlandmore…

The King: MOOOOORE! MOOOORE! MOOOOORE!

Courtier 2: Sir John of Moore!