Windows was unable to connect to Internet… Do you wish to open the online troubleshooter?
Quack!
Not being a fanatic
One defeats the fanatic precisely by not being a fanatic oneself.
/George Orwell
Hair Crash
– What’s up with your hairdo?
– I had a Hair Crash…
Mankind’s age-old questions
Mankind’s age-old questions:
- Does life exist on Mars?
- Are they intelligent or not?
- Are they republicans or democrats?
Global warming
– Nah, I don’t believe in global warming! I mean, since August the temperature has dropped like ten degrees… what are these people thinking?
I saw a theatrical performance about puns.
I saw a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
Anti-Virus Faux Pas
Anti-Virus Faux Pas:
– Look how great we are at stopping viruses… we stopped these viruses long before our competitors, in fact even before they were released…. oh… I mean… eh….
*cough* *cough*
As I was saying….
Living in a crappy place?
Do you feel like you live in a crappy place?
Are you sure it’s all that bad? 😀
Every Crook and Granny
I’ve lived here my whole life; I know every nook and cranny, every crook and granny…
Curiosity killed the Cat
– Curiosity killed the Cat…
– It also cured polio…
Talkwards 