It seems virtually all human behavior centers on leaving a mark on this world. Those marks then belong in one of three categories; scorch marks, love bites or screaming, pooping babies.
Destine
Scotlands most secret clan: Clan Destine…
Prejudiced brain
I may, at times come off as an asshole, but that’s just my brain being prejudiced…
Dropbox Syncing
I can pause Dropbox syncing, but how do I do fast forward?
At the end of a twirling rainbow
What will you find at the end of a twirling rainbow? Hopefully a response from a tired Mac… running Microsoft Word…
Hula Hoop Ring
A good lawyer can take the law, bend it into a hula hoop ring and rock* it.
* It may look like that lawyer is “air fucking” that hula-hoop-shaped law, but that’s not at all how it’s supposed to be interpreted…
Break-Shit?
The question we’re all asking: will we get Brexit or Break-Shit?
Locking your Kids up in the Basement
War on Terror is like trying to protect your kids from all the horrible things and persons out there in the world by locking them up in the basement…
…just to realize, when the police storms in and arrests you, that you’ve become one of those horrible persons out there that would lock kids up in basements…
Deus Ex Machine Gun
Hard-boiled, shoot-em’-first action bores me. The hero always gets away with some version of Deus Ex Machine Gun.
Touch Screen-wallpaper
I find the technical evolution of monitor screens and TVs depressing…
Where’s my Touch Screen-wallpaper?!
Talkwards 