Thoughts and Prayers

Tue, Apr 14, 2020 erk Leave a comment

Official: Our thoughts and prayers today are with the people…
The People: Phew! We’re saved! The politicians will start thinking from now on…

Official: Our thoughts and prayers today are with the people…
The People: What thoughts are that specifically? Because it seems there haven’t been many thoughts up to this point…

Official: Our thoughts and…
The People: BOOO!

Official: Listen… I’m not gonna say I’m sorry… but I’m thinking about it… it’s just… you know… when there are lots of guns in a place… things are bound to happen… And prayers won’t help but it’s always nice to feel you’re doing something…

Humor

Cake

Aside Sat, Apr 11, 2020 erk Leave a comment

You cannot have the cake and eat the cake, but hopefully, you can keep it…

Humor

Curses and incantations

Aside Tue, Apr 7, 2020 erk Leave a comment

Anything is possible… with the proper curses and incantations!

Humor, Recreation and Entertainment

RPG Holiday Generator

Aside Sat, Apr 4, 2020 erk Leave a comment

RPG Holiday Generator:

Every second month the festival of Dhrankhaz is celebrated. It is a holiday associated with folly, inebriation and general escape from reality. The festivities last for a glorious seventy-two days and nights.

Humor, Politics and Society, Psychology

Crushing Injuries from Coronavirus

Aside Wed, Apr 1, 2020 erk Leave a comment

“The patient is suffering from internal bleeding due to crushing injuries. It’s fair to say it’s attributable to the coronavirus…”
“How do you get crushing injuries from a virus?!”
“When the toilet paper tower comes crashing down…”

Humor, The Craft of Writing

Fantasy Name Advisory

Tue, Mar 31, 2020 erk Leave a comment

“Thethuthothethar and Khakhokhekhokham stared each other down, swords at the ready, fists clenched around the hilts, breaths coming in white clouds as their feet slowly drew arcs in the newly fallen snow. The white would soon turn red.”

Yeah, “th” is cool and “kh” … but no. Nope. Nay. Not even the Aztecs!

Humor

Chopping

Aside Sat, Mar 28, 2020 erk Leave a comment

“Where did the ax murderer go?”
“He went out to do some chopping…”

Humor

A Pinch of Salt

Tue, Mar 24, 2020 erk Leave a comment

“A pinch of salt… isn’t that a bit inexact?”
“Yes, and on purpose too… so you’ll give up the exact science and use your taste buds to figure out how much salt you need instead…”

Humor

Elf Scent

Aside Sat, Mar 21, 2020 erk Leave a comment

“The currency of my fantasy world is the Elf Dollar. It can be divided into Elf Cents…”
“Elf scent? Who’d pay to sniff an elf?”

Humor

Nun-tacos

Aside Tue, Mar 17, 2020 erk Leave a comment

Stay back! Or I will devastate you with my Nun-Tacos!

Talkwards

Thoughts and Prayers

Cake

Curses and incantations

RPG Holiday Generator

Crushing Injuries from Coronavirus

Fantasy Name Advisory

Chopping

A Pinch of Salt

Elf Scent

Nun-tacos

Advancing Talkwards