You cannot have the cake and eat the cake, but hopefully, you can keep it…
Curses and incantations
Anything is possible… with the proper curses and incantations!
RPG Holiday Generator
RPG Holiday Generator:
Every second month the festival of Dhrankhaz is celebrated. It is a holiday associated with folly, inebriation and general escape from reality. The festivities last for a glorious seventy-two days and nights.
Crushing Injuries from Coronavirus
“The patient is suffering from internal bleeding due to crushing injuries. It’s fair to say it’s attributable to the coronavirus…”
“How do you get crushing injuries from a virus?!”
“When the toilet paper tower comes crashing down…”
“How do you get crushing injuries from a virus?!”
“When the toilet paper tower comes crashing down…”
Fantasy Name Advisory
“Thethuthothethar and Khakhokhekhokham stared each other down, swords at the ready, fists clenched around the hilts, breaths coming in white clouds as their feet slowly drew arcs in the newly fallen snow. The white would soon turn red.”
Yeah, “th” is cool and “kh” … but no. Nope. Nay. Not even the Aztecs!
Chopping
“Where did the ax murderer go?”
“He went out to do some chopping…”
“He went out to do some chopping…”
A Pinch of Salt
“A pinch of salt… isn’t that a bit inexact?”
“Yes, and on purpose too… so you’ll give up the exact science and use your taste buds to figure out how much salt you need instead…”
“Yes, and on purpose too… so you’ll give up the exact science and use your taste buds to figure out how much salt you need instead…”
Elf Scent
“The currency of my fantasy world is the Elf Dollar. It can be divided into Elf Cents…”
“Elf scent? Who’d pay to sniff an elf?”
“Elf scent? Who’d pay to sniff an elf?”
Nun-tacos
Stay back! Or I will devastate you with my Nun-Tacos!
Wailing
I was pissed with my neighbors for playing insanely loud music at all hours. The only mitigating factor was that it usually only lasted for about an hour. Then one day, they didn’t play music and I realized that 1) they’d probably had sex during all those previous incidents and 2) they are probably some kind of werewolves…
Talkwards 