– I have never loved anybody… but I do like you…
– Um…
Category Archives: Talk
Talk about politics, society, science, computers, internet, psychology, and philosophy.
Windows was unable to connect to Internet
Windows was unable to connect to Internet… Do you wish to open the online troubleshooter?
Quack!
Not being a fanatic
One defeats the fanatic precisely by not being a fanatic oneself.
/George Orwell
Hair Crash
– What’s up with your hairdo?
– I had a Hair Crash…
Mankind’s age-old questions
Mankind’s age-old questions:
- Does life exist on Mars?
- Are they intelligent or not?
- Are they republicans or democrats?
Global warming
– Nah, I don’t believe in global warming! I mean, since August the temperature has dropped like ten degrees… what are these people thinking?
I saw a theatrical performance about puns.
I saw a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
Anti-Virus Faux Pas
Anti-Virus Faux Pas:
– Look how great we are at stopping viruses… we stopped these viruses long before our competitors, in fact even before they were released…. oh… I mean… eh….
*cough* *cough*
As I was saying….
Living in a crappy place?
Do you feel like you live in a crappy place?
Are you sure it’s all that bad? 😀
Every Crook and Granny
I’ve lived here my whole life; I know every nook and cranny, every crook and granny…
Talkwards 