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In Touch with Reality

Generation X-er: Hey! iPhone zombie! How about you drop that thing and get in touch with reality?

 

Millennial: Yeah… I’m chatting with Ahmed in a bomb crater in Yemen… he wishes you’d get in touch with reality.

How About that Mathematical Proof that Women are Evil?

How about that mathematical proof that women are evil? It goes like this:

Women require time and money… (And I have the black eye to prove that’s all that’s needed… oh yeah… moving on…)

women = time \cdot money

Time is money (I’m just not able to find a bank where I can deposit my time, or even less get interest rate on it…)

time = money

So…

women = money \cdot money = money^2

Money is the root of all evil (which actually is pretty nice to money… after all, 4 money only gives 2 evil … or maybe that’s just to say evil is expensive?)

money = \sqrt{evil}

Which means that…

women = (\sqrt{evil})^2

Which then obviously means…

women = evil

Right?

Wrong!

I bet you’re the kind of person that didn’t pay attention in math class?

An example:

2^2 = 4

(-2)^2 = 4

So…

\sqrt{4} = \pm 2

Which means that in reality …

women = \pm evil

Women are evil… or not evil… which we kind of already knew without all this math.

Hah!