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Talk about politics, society, science, computers, internet, psychology, and philosophy.
Anti-Vaccine
At the anti-vaccine movement annual conference:
A: Where’s Bob?
B: He’s dead…
A: And John?
B: Dead too.
A: And Rita is dead too… is anyone alive?
B: We are.
A: What happened to them?
B: They claim it was seasonal flu… I mean, come on? Flu?!
A: Yeah! What a transparent lie!
B: So, Chinese satellite death rays then?
A: For sure! Unless their bodies weren’t found… then we can be pretty sure it was an alien probing gone wrong…
Exhaustion management plan
“I looked over the exhaustion management plan, and I have a few questions. For instance, on page two, you recommend EKGs and CAT scans for all patients?”
“Yes, and on page three, we also recommend giving all patients chemotherapy.”
“Yeah… why don’t we just give the patients that need it EKGs and CAT scans and all the rest?”
“You’ve probably not read through the assumptions on page one. There you can see we assume we have forgotten, don’t care, or have been unable to determine any diagnosis for the patients… so this is a kind of catch-all solution…”
“Oh. That explains the full-body casts… “
Can I Touch Your Hair?
“Can I touch your hair? It’s just so unusual!”
“Can I touch your brain? It just did something so unusual!”
SFC SMF
I tried to write an SFC* but ended up with an SMF* and I don’t even know if it’s a failure or a success!
* SFC=Strong Female Character, SMF=Sexy Mother Fucker
Resignation
“I quit!” he said with resignation.
Spaceship
Spaceship:
“The Knock-Out”; Dreadnought of the Fearless class…
Zip it and Zip it
A: OMG! This XML-document is indented! It’s gonna take forever to send it!
B: Zip it and zip it!
@Test: Are you mocking me?
Total programmer nerd humor:
@Test: Are you mocking me?
Escaping Windows Folders
I’m trying to escape Windows folders, but I’m stuck!
Talkwards 