Category Archives: Humor
Well fun stuff (I hope), programming humor, word puns, etc.
To rrent
“I only tried to rrent those movies,” said the file sharer in court.
But nope, he still went to jail. Everybody knows you can’t rent movies anymore. You get 26 accounts on 26 out of 28 online video sites to see the newest and latest movies. And don’t forget the USA-VPN!
No, wait! If you’re not in the US, your money is illegal … hah!
Sir Veillance
Sir Veillance, the only knight left in the court.
1492
In 1492 native Americans discovered Columbus…
The Splash
“My name is Harry Ballen, and I am the fattest man alive…”
No wait, I think I got the syllables mixed up!
Homeland
Homeland: Depressed Spy Porn
A soldier who survived mustard gas
A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
Patented language
Shut up, I’ve patented language!
Why do Vampires eat humans?
One thing about vampires that really confuses me is the fact that they like to suck the blood of humans, and they get depressed and pitiable if they have to feed on some animal.
I mean, have you ever met a person you would like to eat? Okay part from the fact that it’s cannibalistic and totally wrong… I’d say most people drink, smoke, or just plain eat wrong.
If I was a vampire, I’d go depressed if I only had people’s blood to suck.
But then again, I know a vampire is supposed to be all symbolic and not that pragmatic that they would only hunt on a health club…
Google glass – resistance is futile!
See the similarities? I think the BoRG collective has arrived and become board members of Google!
Talkwards 