Category Archives: Humor
Well fun stuff (I hope), programming humor, word puns, etc.
Coitus ergo sum
Given theories like evolution and the like, I’d like to say the thing that makes me who I am is rather who had sex with who, than who was thinking or not… therefore:
Coitus ergo sum
(From latin, “I have sex, therefore I am”, a bastardization – I love those! – of “Cognito ergo sum”, also latin, “I think, therefore I am”)
Not to mention that this is, in my humble opinion, a more honest reflection of the human condition. I mean, who stands around thinking when they could be having sex? 😛
Tried yoga
I tried yoga, but I just don’t bend that way…
Ice Cold Gazpacho
Their Gazpacho-so-called-“soup” was ice cold! Crap restaurant!
After the facts reasoning
If only the obvious truth had been obvious from the start, it would have been obvious all the time and things would not have been so complicated.
Ubuntu is a killer OS
The latest version of Ubuntu is a killer OS. I nearly had a heart attack when I installed it and saw the changes!
Superfishial
Some companies only have superfishial concerns for their customers’ security…
Big Bong Theory
Peace out, man! I’m gonna major in Astropuh… Astropffischish… Astrofish…whatever and study the Big Bong Theory! Yeah! Man! I am!
To rrent
“I only tried to rrent those movies,” said the file sharer in court.
But nope, he still went to jail. Everybody knows you can’t rent movies anymore. You get 26 accounts on 26 out of 28 online video sites to see the newest and latest movies. And don’t forget the USA-VPN!
No, wait! If you’re not in the US, your money is illegal … hah!
Sir Veillance
Sir Veillance, the only knight left in the court.
Talkwards 