– I have never loved anybody… but I do like you…
– Um…
Category Archives: Humor
Well fun stuff (I hope), programming humor, word puns, etc.
Hair Crash
– What’s up with your hairdo?
– I had a Hair Crash…
Mankind’s age-old questions
Mankind’s age-old questions:
- Does life exist on Mars?
- Are they intelligent or not?
- Are they republicans or democrats?
Global warming
– Nah, I don’t believe in global warming! I mean, since August the temperature has dropped like ten degrees… what are these people thinking?
I saw a theatrical performance about puns.
I saw a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
Anti-Virus Faux Pas
Anti-Virus Faux Pas:
– Look how great we are at stopping viruses… we stopped these viruses long before our competitors, in fact even before they were released…. oh… I mean… eh….
*cough* *cough*
As I was saying….
Living in a crappy place?
Do you feel like you live in a crappy place?
Are you sure it’s all that bad? 😀
Every Crook and Granny
I’ve lived here my whole life; I know every nook and cranny, every crook and granny…
Why live tomorrow when you can live today?
Sex and drugs and rock n’ roll,
why live tomorrow when you can live today?
P.s. I’m using irony! D.s.
The lowest form of elementary particle
The lowest form of elementary particle:
The Tackyon…
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