– You’re not alone.
– That makes me feel at least twice as depressed. One. The world is full of suckers in this same shitty situation. Two. The people that knew about this did nothing to stop it or was otherwise unable to…
Category Archives: Humor
Well fun stuff (I hope), programming humor, word puns, etc.
Is my enemy’s enemy my enemy or my friend?
– Is my enemy’s enemy my enemy or my friend?
– If they both have nukes neither one is your friend!
90 packs of Bokuto
“Why don’t you sell 90-packs of Bokuto?”
“What?!”
“Haven’t you heard of Kill-Bill-Kata? I need 90 Bokuto!”
How to laugh at you own jokes.
How do you go about laughing at your own jokes?
Easy. Get a blog. Type the jokes as posts. Schedule the posts a year from now, or ten. Wait and enjoy!
Piiiiles of Candy!
I’m half expecting a candy loving duck to come swimming through these piles! HALF expecting…
Header image by Elisa Azzali – Candies, CC BY 2.0, Link
Fight to live another day
– You’re considered cruel and unusual, Sire!
– But why? I always let them fight to live another day!
– They’d rather it was the other way around…
What’s the username?
Colleague: What’s the root password?
Me *tells him the password*
Colleague: So, what’s the username?
Me: …
Featured image by Scott Schiller (Flickr: Master lock, “r00t” password) [CC BY 2.0], via Wikimedia Commons
Energizer Bunny arrested
Energizer Bunny arrested: Charged with battery.
POWER
– What program did you use to design this logo?
– PowerPoint?
– But why?
– Because… POWER!
Croak n’ Roll
Croak n’ Roll – funeral music for the new millennium.
Talkwards 