If you have a Mac with four cores and upgrade to latest version of Excel that uses all cores (instead of 1 as in the previous versions), how much faster will Excel perform calculations?
It will take four times longer than it did before…
Category Archives: Humor
Well fun stuff (I hope), programming humor, word puns, etc.
Who cares about the dog?
“I read the manuscript…”
“And?”
“I was impressed… you managed to kill almost all major characters…”
“Yeah! I pray at the altar of the great Martin.”
“I bet… You even killed the dog…”
“Sure! I mean who cares about the mutt, am I right or am I?”
“You do realize this is supposed to be the first episode of the reboot of Lassie, right?”
It may not have happened for real
It may not have happened for real, but it has happened and that’s bad enough.
It’s a Terrorist!
It’s a terrorist! Throw it into the pond! If it floats burn it on the stake! No, wait… Am I getting the methods mixed up now? Ummm…
Valuing Feelings over Facts
At the same time, in the home of a politician that values feelings over facts:
– Dad, I think there’s a monster under my bed!
– Yes, son. You must always ask daddy for help checking under the bed and in the closet before you go to sleep because there can really be monsters there!
Game of Musical Chairs
Game of Thrones: like musical chairs, but with thrones… and much more blood!
Quotes on the Internet
“Be wary of quotes on the Internet.”
– Abraham Lincoln
Will it Snow Then?
“Will it rain data if my cloud account gets hacked?”
“Eh?!”
“Or, will it Snow, then?”
“Eh?!”
“Or, will it Snow, then?”
Eh… yeah… humor…
OSX 9
“When was this updated? OSX 9?”
/Grumpy comment about an application on a discussion board
For anyone who doesn’t get the humor: “OS X” actually stands for OS 10 (as in roman number “X”). “OS 9” was the Mac operative system before OS X. However, with Sierra, it’s just called “macOS.” Some versions of OS X has also been called “Mac OS X.”
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Alt-Wrong
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