IT-customer shocked; Couldn’t fly to the moon on a teaspoon…
Category Archives: Humor
Well fun stuff (I hope), programming humor, word puns, etc.
Mandi Belle
Her name is Mandi Belle and she bites…
Threats and coercion
Right, you’re threatening me with your lawyer in order to coerce me into doing things your way… If only threats and coercion were illegal…
Too much 3D sound
“Oh, that was the singer? I thought it was some creep standing behind me screaming obscenities…”
Why we’ll never see 100% realistic 3D sound on concerts…
A TNT
“There’s a huge crater where your house used to be!”
“I know! I tried to install a TNT. Now I’ve realized it’s spelled AT&T…”
“I know! I tried to install a TNT. Now I’ve realized it’s spelled AT&T…”
Survivor
“My parents are both musicians. You could say I’m a soul survivor…”
Baldly Moving On
Things got hairy, and we had a close shave. Now we’re baldly moving on…
Asteroids
– I find this anti-doping nonsense ridiculous!
– Uh-hu…
– I mean even the earth has steroids!
– The earth?
– Yeah… A-steroids!
Failed encouragement
Failed encouragement:
– You’re not supposed to lose weight because you’re ugly, but because it’s healthy.
– Well, fuck you too!
How (not) to teach someone to swim…
How to teach someone to swim: Throw them in at the deep end.
Whoever came up with that idea has either never tried to learn to swim or swims like a dog…
