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Category Archives: Humor
Well fun stuff (I hope), programming humor, word puns, etc.
Mouse Curser
Mouse Curser: You damned rat bastard mouse of a bitch!
Upgrading to Mojave
Upgrading to Mojave: Mac is much better than Windows! Because you get a nice rainbow with the Mac! %-)
You are mistaken
“I’m sorry, you are mistaken.”
“Are you calling me a liar?”
“No, not at all… I’m just not Elvis…”
“Are you calling me a liar?”
“No, not at all… I’m just not Elvis…”
Ivanka Trump: personal email account was used for government business – CNNPolitics
Ivanka Trump last year used a personal email account to discuss or relay official White House business, according to emails released by a nonpartisan watchdog group.
— Läs på edition.cnn.com/2018/11/19/politics/ivanka-trump-personal-email-account/index.html
Yeah! Lock her up! Lock her up!
Off Course
“We’re lost!”
“Off course we are!”
“Off course we are!”
Constipated detective…
“I’m writing a story about a constipated detective…”
“No shit, Sherlock!”
“No shit, Sherlock!”
Poolice! Pooleze!
“Did you just pee in the pool?”
“Call the Poolice!”
“Pooleze!”
“Call the Poolice!”
“Pooleze!”
Like a dog with a boner
He hits on everything with a pulse. He’s like a dog with a boner…
Chainsaw Murderer
“112, how may I be of assistance?”
“Yes, Hello? Is this 112?”
“This is 112, how can I help you?”
“Yes. I am sorry to disturb you this wonderful afternoon, however, we seem to have gotten a chainsaw murderer in our living room. We managed to lock ourselves in the bathroom but I fear he might start sawing the door any moment…”
“I think you’re a bit dramatic now. Chainsawers aren’t that dangerous.”
“He is sawing the furniture, and I’m pretty sure, if my nephew hadn’t been so quick on his feet he would have sawed him too.”
“That may be the case, but you shouldn’t be calling us for these problems.”
“I’m sorry, who should I be calling?”
“An exterminator. You’re taking up the line for life-threatening situations.”
“But, it’s a chainsaw murderer!”
“Yes, they are becoming more and more common. The exterminator knows how to deal with them. Is there anything else I can help you with?”
“No. Ah… Yes! Perhaps, a number for an exterminator?”
“This is not the yellow pages!”
Talkwards 