You seem like a wonderful person who has been body-snatched by an evil bastard…
Category Archives: Humor
Well fun stuff (I hope), programming humor, word puns, etc.
Fruit Sallad in the Post Truth World
You can’t discuss apples with a post-truther without also having a discussion about pears, oranges, and bananas…
Mia Kulpa
Her name is Mia Kulpa and she blames herself for everything.
ifx
ifx — if-clause with special random enhanced outcome selection…
(A totally fabricated explanation of the annoying randomness of Microsoft programs…)
Peace by Peace
How do you create a world without war?
Peace by peace…
Peace by peace…
UFOs
Watching a UFO documentary…
Treat fictional characters with more respect
I need to treat fictional characters on film and TV with more respect or it threatens to spill over into reality…
God is asleep at the wheel
“God is asleep at the wheel and humanity is locked in the trunk.”
“Grey’s Anatomy,” Season 14, Episode 12
Something wrong with reality
This doesn’t correspond with my view of reality… there must be something wrong with reality!
Ancestry
“I have ancestors all the way back to the 17th century.”
“Wow! I have ancestors all the way back to when sexual procreation started…”
Talkwards 