Category Archives: Humor
Well fun stuff (I hope), programming humor, word puns, etc.
The Emperor’s New Clothes
The Jogging Pill
Packaging and Idiots
Winfoes
I had a slip on the keyboard and produced the following word:
Winfoes
Yep! My unconscious is definitely on my side of things…
A Walk in the Park
“Indeed. Let’s see if it’s going to be an am or pm walk in the park…”
Rubber duck debugging
In software engineering, rubber duck debugging is a method of debugging code. The name is a reference to a story in the book The Pragmatic Programmer in which a programmer would carry around a rubber duck and debug their code by forcing themselves to explain it, line-by-line, to the duck.
via Rubber duck debugging – Wikipedia
Although, I can’t really imagine that implementing this en masse in my current office landscape will gain much in the effect of not interrupting your colleagues… I imagine sales will step in and stop it before any larger customer can see us… ๐
Header image: “Ty Beanie Duck Programming โ It may not be a rubber duck, but I can hug it when it goes really bad!” Own work.
Throwing a Chair off a Building
Thinking about the pragmatic side of film making:
Paris
A: The street has been closed to traffic because Jean Reno is going to throw a chair off that building.
B: I don’t care. I can jump out of the way.
Stockholm
A: The street has been closed to traffic because Stellan Skarsgรฅrd is going to throw a chair off that building.
B: Is that really safe?! Do you have permission to do that?!
Los Angeles
A: The street has been closed to traffic because Brad Pitt is going to throw a chair off that building.
B: Ooooh! Will he autograph it first?
Although the actual location is in fact Budapest. Oops! I hope they closed the street for traffic before Brad Pitt threw that chair off that building… ๐
People are Dying
Because you do get 3 lives, right? With the option to buy more if you level high enough? Right?
I’m not saying the political discourse in society today is childish… only that it has a very puerile quality to it…
You Shouldn’t Have
A: Oh, you shouldn’t have…
B: No problem at all…
A: It is a problem… and that’s why you shouldn’t have…