Well fun stuff (I hope), programming humor, word puns, etc.
Unexpected consequences of falling asleep while listening to music:
Since I was, in fact, “sleep listening” to “Bad Blood” I have to assume I liked “that bad, bad blood” but since I was dreaming I can’t be sure…
“People may think hair pulling is lame, but when we do it, it results in bloodshed and black eyes…”
“Black eyes?”
“Yeah, if you use your feet for leverage…”
I decided to spend my retirement in ancient Rome, but I made the huge mistake of bringing a tube of mayonnaise. Now everyone wants snake-shaped aioli and I have to shuttle back and forth between antiquity and modern times like some kind of damned time merchant! The only thing worse would be if they figured out I wasn’t from Atlantis, but the future. God only knows what kind of unrefusable offers they would force upon me then!
A: I’m not going to take the Covid vaccine!
B: Why?
A: I don’t want to get chipped by Bill Gates!
B: Do you have a smartphone?
A: Yeah, why?
B: Hahahahahahaha!
