Oh right! I was supposed to go to bed… eight hours ago… I knew there was something I missed!
Category Archives: Humor
Well fun stuff (I hope), programming humor, word puns, etc.
The Den of Thieves, Grifters, and Con-artists
“I’m visiting the den of thieves, grifters, and con-artists! Wish me luck!”
“Didn’t you visit the tax authorities last week?”
“Didn’t you visit the tax authorities last week?”
Meteorologists catching up
Meteorologists are catching up with the rest of the world and realizing 2020 isn’t just a mess… it’s a hot mess…. in fact, probably the hottest mess ever.
As Long As we’re Allowed to Nag About Extremism…
“Do you have to keep nagging about extremism? Seriously, no one is saying they’re going to start concentration camps or anything!”
“Yeah, Hitler didn’t win the german election on a program of world war, holocaust and the total destruction of Germany… however, given that he ended up taking his life in a bunker, I’m going to say not even he knew the final result of his political agenda.”
“You’re talking about something that isn’t going to happen again!”
“With a little luck… at least not as long as we’re allowed to nag about the consequences of that kind of thinking…”
Children of God
Humanity: We’re the crown of God’s creation! We’re the children of God!
God: Eh… Right… I guess technically… Yeah, sure… you could say you’re my children… (Redheaded stepchildren…)
Humanity: Yay! We rock!
God: Sure, sure. Now go play civilization with the other sentient species… daddy is busy!
Humanity: WHAT!?!?! Waaaaaaahhhh!
God: Fiddlesticks!
Goddess: What did you do?!?
God: I told humanity about other sentient species…
Goddess sighs: We agreed to wait till they got older!
God: Sorry.
Goddess: My poor babies! Come to mama!
God: Eh… Right… I guess technically… Yeah, sure… you could say you’re my children… (Redheaded stepchildren…)
Humanity: Yay! We rock!
God: Sure, sure. Now go play civilization with the other sentient species… daddy is busy!
Humanity: WHAT!?!?! Waaaaaaahhhh!
God: Fiddlesticks!
Goddess: What did you do?!?
God: I told humanity about other sentient species…
Goddess sighs: We agreed to wait till they got older!
God: Sorry.
Goddess: My poor babies! Come to mama!
Romantic Feminism
“Feminism? Isn’t that the thing that killed romance?”
“It killed old-school romance… proudly!”
“It killed old-school romance… proudly!”
Extend Boolean
I need to extend Boolean but it doesn’t work! What the hell is wrong with you people? The world isn’t black and white! I need more than true and false!
Mac Os Bug Sour
Mac OS Bug Sour. Do they really have to be so on-the-nose about it?
Header image: By OpenClipart-Vectors, Link
I’m going to totally dominate the packaging industry!
I’m going to totally dominate the packaging industry!
How? you ask… I’m going to test my packages before sending them into production!
I expect to become a packaging-baron within a few months.
Update: Well, with the exception of Tetrapack, though. They seem to know this trade secret as well…
Update 2: Shit! Did I just give away my competitive edge now?!
Update 3: Or is it that someone has all the patents in packaging so that everyone else has to do things ass-backward to not have to pay for the patent of “a package that can be opened”?
Ooooh! I think I’ve realized something fundamental about the packaging industry!
Interest group for solipsists
I’ve joined an interest group for solipsists… we have one member!
Talkwards 