Mouse Curser: You damned rat bastard mouse of a bitch!
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Upgrading to Mojave
Upgrading to Mojave: Mac is much better than Windows! Because you get a nice rainbow with the Mac! %-)
Happy ending?
What is a happy ending? Laughing yourself to death? Dying of a heroin overdose?
Why would anyone want that?
And if you use the more traditional interpretation: you live happily ever after… why would you think the world works like that?
Life only has one definite ending, and it’s probably not going to be happy.
So you need to make your own happiness… You need to be willing to endure short-term pain and suffering to achieve long(er) term happiness…
You are mistaken
“I’m sorry, you are mistaken.”
“Are you calling me a liar?”
“No, not at all… I’m just not Elvis…”
“Are you calling me a liar?”
“No, not at all… I’m just not Elvis…”
Ivanka Trump: personal email account was used for government business – CNNPolitics
Ivanka Trump last year used a personal email account to discuss or relay official White House business, according to emails released by a nonpartisan watchdog group.
— Läs på edition.cnn.com/2018/11/19/politics/ivanka-trump-personal-email-account/index.html
Yeah! Lock her up! Lock her up!
World Peace and an End to Famine
That the same person is able to shake their head at beauty pageant contestants that want world peace and an end to famine and then turn around and require an end to immigration baffles me. If your moral compass is intact they are just two ways of saying the same thing.
Tennessee lawmaker says pornography is “root cause” of school shootings – CNNPolitics
via Tennessee lawmaker says pornography is “root cause” of school shootings – CNNPolitics
If I was as dumb as Diane Black I’d retort that it’s probably more likely abstinence was a root cause for school shootings… but I’m not, so I’m just going to point out that the wankers that perform school shootings would probably have stayed at home and wanked, had they not gotten their hands (don’t think about where they have been) on guns.
Off Course
“We’re lost!”
“Off course we are!”
“Off course we are!”
Practice
Practice is the destroyer of theory.
Constipated detective…
“I’m writing a story about a constipated detective…”
“No shit, Sherlock!”
“No shit, Sherlock!”
Talkwards 