“A pinch of salt… isn’t that a bit inexact?”
“Yes, and on purpose too… so you’ll give up the exact science and use your taste buds to figure out how much salt you need instead…”

I was pissed with my neighbors for playing insanely loud music at all hours. The only mitigating factor was that it usually only lasted for about an hour. Then one day, they didn’t play music and I realized that 1) they’d probably had sex during all those previous incidents and 2) they are probably some kind of werewolves…