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I love writing, computers, puns... and can sometimes be spiritual, or mindful.
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In Touch with Reality

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Generation X-er: Hey! iPhone zombie! How about you drop that thing and get in touch with reality?

 

Millennial: Yeah… I’m chatting with Ahmed in a bomb crater in Yemen… he wishes you’d get in touch with reality.
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How About that Mathematical Proof that Women are Evil?

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How about that mathematical proof that women are evil? It goes like this:

Women require time and money… (And I have the black eye to prove that’s all that’s needed… oh yeah… moving on…)

women = time \cdot money

Time is money (I’m just not able to find a bank where I can deposit my time, or even less get interest rate on it…)

time = money

So…

women = money \cdot money = money^2

Money is the root of all evil (which actually is pretty nice to money… after all, 4 money only gives 2 evil … or maybe that’s just to say evil is expensive?)

money = \sqrt{evil}

Which means that…

women = (\sqrt{evil})^2

Which then obviously means…

women = evil

Right?

Wrong!

I bet you’re the kind of person that didn’t pay attention in math class?

An example:

2^2 = 4

(-2)^2 = 4

So…

\sqrt{4} = \pm 2

Which means that in reality …

women = \pm evil

Women are evil… or not evil… which we kind of already knew without all this math.

Hah!