Partying with Daniel Craig and Lindsay Lohan

In Cannes, partying with Daniel Craig and Lindsay Lohan. Their faces are huge. He looks a bit old and she looks a bit over the top with her make-up, but hey! They are great drinking buddies!

“Cool,” I say, “that music sounds just like my alarm clock.”

Daniel fades.

“It’s your call,” Lindsay says.

“Fuck!” I say and wake up.

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