Genius

Talent hits a target no one else can hit;
Genius hits a target no one else can see.

/Arthur Schopenhauer

Captain Blackbeard

OS X El Capitan: Feels a bit like I’ve invited Captain Blackbeard on my merchant vessel. What could possibly go wrong?

Humor

– I have never loved anybody… but I do like you…
– Um…

Windows was unable to connect to Internet… Do you wish to open the online troubleshooter?

Quack!

One defeats the fanatic precisely by not being a fanatic oneself.

/George Orwell

Humor

– What’s up with your hairdo?
– I had a Hair Crash…