I saw a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
Quotes
Curiosity killed the Cat
– Curiosity killed the Cat…
– It also cured polio…
I didn’t like my beard at first.
I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
Those who abjure violence
“Those who abjure violence can only do so because others are committing violence on their behalf.”
/George Orwell, “Notes on Nationalism,” May, 1945
I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid
I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime.
Man created God in his image
Man created God in his image
Once we gained the ability to create and understand things created, we needed to explain all the things we had not created ourselves… we needed a creator… so we created one…
How do you make holy water?
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it!
Broken pencils
Broken pencils are pointless.
A soldier who survived mustard gas
A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
Faster than light travel
Faster than light travel; you can’t leave home without it!
Talkwards 