“I’m going to see a lake about a fish…”
/Killjoys
Quotes
Trying to make a joke
– I was just making a joke…
– No, you didn’t… you tried making a joke.
/NCIS
Jokes about German sausage
Jokes about German sausage is the wurst.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I can’t put it down.
Mind like a computer
He’s got a mind like a computer, unfortunately it’s a Commodore 64.
/NCIS Los Angeles, season 7, episode 1
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
I tried to catch some fog.
I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
Genius
Talent hits a target no one else can hit;
Genius hits a target no one else can see.
/Arthur Schopenhauer
Not being a fanatic
One defeats the fanatic precisely by not being a fanatic oneself.
/George Orwell
Talkwards 