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Asides
Filibuster Machine
I’m creating a filibuster machine. It consists of a printout of a life-size image of Amy Acker I had lying on my hard drive (no further comments!) and an mp3-player…
“Set to stun” will never happen in reality
Why “set to stun” will never happen in reality:
“Shut up mom!”
Zaaap-kabooom!
“Oh! Shit! I thought it was set to stun…”
No Room For Improvement
If you’re already perfect, there’s no room for improvement…
A Go Fuck yourself User Fucker Function
“…and the customer support section has a… quote-unquote user contact function… or as we like to call it in the business: a go fuck yourself user fucker function. Needless to say, you will not be disturbed by your customers…”
“Good, we have neither the time nor the personnel for that shit! They should just buy the products and be happy… and have no problems!”
Godzilla vs King Kong
Godzilla vs King Kong
in Hong Kong
playing ping-pong.
Not that I’m judging!
Shit a fan
This hit’s gonna shit a fan!
Striking a poser
A: Why did you punch the guy with the fashionable clothes over there?
B: I was striking a poser…
Famous for being Bob
A: Have you met Bob?
B: The Bob?
A: Yes. The Bob!
B: The Bob who’s famous for being famous?
A: No. That’s Dave. Dave is famous for being famous. Bob is famous for being Bob.
Disagree to agree
A: Let’s agree to disagree?
B: Let’s go crazy and disagree to agree?
A: Eh… ok. I disagree that we’re agreeing…
B: I disagree.
A: Me too!
B: You’re disagreeing incorrectly!
Talkwards 