Sex and drugs and rock n’ roll,
why live tomorrow when you can live today?
P.s. I’m using irony! D.s.
Asides
The lowest form of elementary particle
The lowest form of elementary particle:
The Tackyon…
Happiness Engineer
The word Prostitute is no longer considered politically correct and should be replaced with the term Happiness Engineer…
Whose league is on top?
I sometimes feel like I’m playing in a completely different league than the people around me. Unfortunately, I am not entirely clear on whose league is on top.
Guns don’t kill people
Guns don’t kill people,
people kill people…
Sell more guns to the people!
Uh… Wait! What?!
Liberty Bell Cracked
Ubuntu is a killer OS
The latest version of Ubuntu is a killer OS. I nearly had a heart attack when I installed it and saw the changes!
Who’s the male in the relationship?
Heterosexual man: So, who’s the male in the relationship?
Lesbian woman: Eh, the whole point is that there is no male in the relationship…
Extreme measures
If you want to free the world of extremists, don’t take extreme measures…
1492
In 1492 native Americans discovered Columbus…
Talkwards 