This stays between us, I promise! However, since we live in opposite sides of town…
Asides
Seesaw
Yes! The world is unfair… and here we’re sitting at the top of the Seesaw feeling all high and mighty…
Broad-minded
Wherever we went, it never took long before he was flirting with some girl. He was broad-minded in more than one sense.
Highlander with a cold
Star Wars is Highlander with a cold: There can be obi one…
Go to Jesus
For the airline industry it was a Come to Jesus Moment… the passengers, however, had more of a Go to Jesus Moment…
Names…
Everything worth mentioning has a name!
Egoism
– What are you doing?
– I’m looking out for number one!
– I disagree. Nothing you do is of any use to me!
Communicating with customer support
When communicating with customer support, make sure you use appropriate insults and curses.
I am become Darth

I am become Darth, destroyer of worlds.
Tragic misreading
Tragic misreading: survival of the fattest…