The world’s nuclear powers keep each other in check by something called mutually assisted suicide…
Asides
For all in tents…
Fun with words:
For all in tents and campers…
Nobody feels worse about this than we do
“Nobody feels worse about this than we do.”
“Right. The widowers and the orphans feel worse about this than you do.”
Possibly Impossible
The Sort
Lawyer: We intend to prove our client had no knowledge of the sort.
Prosecutor: We have definite proof the defendant had intimate knowledge of the so called Sort!
Judge: Well, we’re here to sort this out.
Journalist: Judge in Sorting Case just Sorted!
Utterly Fucked Up Solutions
Black Underwear Event
“I’m having a party this weekend. I’ll invite you if you promise to behave.”
“Hah! What’s the dress code?”
“It’s a black underwear event…”
God is a human construct
“God is a human construct…”
“Sure. A recipe are also a human construct but that doesn’t mean we don’t need food…”
If a tree falls in the forest
A: If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to listen…
B: You’ve apparently never been in a forest…
A: Huh?
B: There’s always someone that can listen… or something…
We don’t like your opinions
Your facts are opinions and we don’t like your opinions…
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