They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type O.
Asides
Phantom pain
The worst thing about being a ghost? Phantom pain in the whole body!
Hot story
Oh yeah! My story is so hot the air is shivering around the letters… No wait! That’s my screen failing! Aaaarrgghh!
Macaroni package over VPN
My VPN makes Google serve pages in german. The other day I realized the macaroni package in my cupboard had german writing… for half a second I wanted to cuss my VPN…
(Time to leave the house and take a walk IRL… Oh, and yes, I think that’s in fact dutch…)
Killthemall
Killthemall
“Why the hell did you bomb the mall?”
“Well, you said, ‘kill the mall…'”
“I said, ‘kill them all!‘”
“Oh, eh… well…” Motions for the mall-carnage on TV. “Ta-da…”
“You missed some…”
“Why the hell did you bomb the mall?”
“Well, you said, ‘kill the mall…'”
“I said, ‘kill them all!‘”
“Oh, eh… well…” Motions for the mall-carnage on TV. “Ta-da…”
“You missed some…”
Filed under: Humor?
PMS jokes aren’t funny.
PMS jokes aren’t funny. Period.
Blow the whistle
It’s one thing to want to blow the whistle. It’s a completely different thing to want to blow it up…
Facts without interpretation
Facts without interpretation is like meat without cooking; a bloody mess….
Who are these people?
Inco G. Nito and S. T. Ranger walks into a bar. In a corner sits An on Y. Mous.
– Seriously? Who are these people?
– No clue…
The End of Existence!
– According to my prophetic vision, today is the day existence ends!
– Oh! Exalted Leader! How long do we have left?
– Since the destruction of existence begins at the edge of the universe and travels inwards I’d say 50 billion years, give or take… Hey! Where’s everybody going?
Image shows an artist’s impression of a supernova and associated gamma-ray burst by European Southern Observatory
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