– Have a fruit…
– What the hell? You bastard! Are you trying to prolong my suffering with healthiness and shit?
Asides
Negative character arc
– I’m having a huge problem!
– No?
– Yeah. My kid is following a negative character arc!
– Damn! I’m sad to hear it!
Failure
The first step towards failure is believing failure is impossible.
The second step is believing failure is the only possible outcome.
Paradigm shift:
Paradigm shift: Watching Fake News and arguing about alternative facts with my imaginary friends. Who could have guessed the world would change so drastically in a mere month?
Having a blast
– Wow! You look a bit singed, how did chem-lab go?
– It was a blast!
Financing the Mexican-American Wall
Financing the Mexican-American Wall
Trump: The Mexicans will pay for the wall!
The Mexicans: No way!
Trump has his way with America. American refugees and asylum seekers start flooding the Mexican-American border.
The Mexicans: Let’s build that wall!
Trump: Didn’t I say so? I was right then and I am right now and I will always be right!
Eaten by a grue
You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
You are likely to be greeted by a gnu.
You are likely to be treated by a flu.
You are likely to be tested by a clue.
You are likely to be nestled in a stew,
You are likely to be sent off to Peru.
You are likely unlikely… unless unlikely likely… statistically speaking.
Tough publishing industry
The publishing industry is getting tougher: there will be bold!
Digging archaeology?
– Can you dig archaeology?
– Deep dude!
– Not too deep, or you’d be doing speleology.
Extreme measures
Dark times require extreme measures…
…and extreme measures ushers in dark times…
…feel free to figure out what came first…
Talkwards 