– Is my enemy’s enemy my enemy or my friend?
– If they both have nukes neither one is your friend!
Asides
90 packs of Bokuto
“Why don’t you sell 90-packs of Bokuto?”
“What?!”
“Haven’t you heard of Kill-Bill-Kata? I need 90 Bokuto!”
How to laugh at you own jokes.
How do you go about laughing at your own jokes?
Easy. Get a blog. Type the jokes as posts. Schedule the posts a year from now, or ten. Wait and enjoy!
Fight to live another day
– You’re considered cruel and unusual, Sire!
– But why? I always let them fight to live another day!
– They’d rather it was the other way around…
Human nature
It’s human nature to use human nature as an excuse for bad behavior.
What’s the username?
Colleague: What’s the root password?
Me *tells him the password*
Colleague: So, what’s the username?
Me: …
Featured image by Scott Schiller (Flickr: Master lock, “r00t” password) [CC BY 2.0], via Wikimedia Commons
We make the choice
We make the choice,
but the choice also makes us.
Energizer Bunny arrested
Energizer Bunny arrested: Charged with battery.
POWER
– What program did you use to design this logo?
– PowerPoint?
– But why?
– Because… POWER!
Croak n’ Roll
Croak n’ Roll – funeral music for the new millennium.
Talkwards 