If it ain’t broken, improve it!
Asides
Misconceptions About the Second World War
Misconceptions about the Second World War:
Churchill: I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears, and sweat.
The British People: Yay! Death and honour!
Churchill: I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears, and sweat.
The British People: Yay! Death and honour!
I think I’m right, therefore I am
Descartes:
I think, therefore I am
I think, therefore I am
Post truther:
I think I’m right, therefore I am
I think I’m right, therefore I am
Who Did It?
Reading the support mail backlog first day back from vacation:
I wonder who did it?!
I wonder who did it?!
Voice Interfaces
A: I believe that in the future we’ll talk to computers like we talk to people today.
B: That wouldn’t work in an office landscape.
A: Is that an argument for or against voice interfaces?
B: Hmmm…
Possibilities / Impossibilities
Whether you are looking for possibilities or impossibilities, you will probably be successful.
Austronaut
I couldn’t become an astronaut so I went to Austria and became an austronaut. Otherwise, I could have gone to Australia and become an aussienaut… Who says there are no opportunities in this world?!
Passed Away
“I saw that you just passed away, so I thought I should call.”
“What?! I’m still here!”
“Passed away from Facebook, I mean…”
“Yeah, it’s called logging out and normal people do it all the time… you should try it.”
“What?! I’m still here!”
“Passed away from Facebook, I mean…”
“Yeah, it’s called logging out and normal people do it all the time… you should try it.”
Magic Pick-Up Tricks
I’ve stopped using magic tricks to pick up women because whenever I try to make something disappear, it’s always the woman that disappears…
Lack of Information + Strong Opinion = Prejudice
Lack of Information +
Strong Opinion =
Prejudice
Strong Opinion =
Prejudice
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