I went out to get a dark blue hat, but now people tell me it’s dork blue…
Asides
Half a Word
I’ve selected three letters in a six-letter word, and in the status bar, it says I’ve selected 1 word. Shouldn’t it say I’ve selected ½ words?
He’s the kind of person…
He’s the kind of person that would bring a gun to a knife fight and a pizzeria to a bar fight…
Lascaux Cave
Every new neighbor has drilled in the concrete wall adjacent to my living room. I imagine it’s a virtual Lascaux Cave in that place by now.
Rainy days with ice cream
Judge: Since this is a rainy day you’re looking at life in prison, son. Bring me ice cream and we might slap a possibility of parole on it…
Helen Back
Helen Back walks into a bar.
“You look like you could need a drink,” says the bartender.
She gives him a tired glare.
“You look like you could need a drink,” says the bartender.
She gives him a tired glare.
If you don’t like what I write
If you don’t like what I write, you can take comfort in the fact that I don’t like what you think.
Ancestry
I am of 3/4 Swedish and 1/4 unknown ancestry… however, being a Homo Sapiens I also claim African descent…
I am also curious as to why all actor profiles on IMDB speaks of people’s ancestry… It’s almost worth trying to get into some movie as an extra just to be able to put the above in my own profile… Can you have a profile as a moviegoer? I mean, IMDB is falling apart anyway…
2020 Hingsight
Did, the coronavirus just give the expression “2020 Hindsight” a new meaning?
My Apartment’s Been Overtaken by Hostile Demon Forces
“My apartment’s been overtaken by hostile demon forces!”
/Charmed
Yeah! I feel you. Happens to me all the time!
Talkwards 