RFK Jr. (coughs): “I’m sorry.”
“No problem. I’m fully vaccinated.”
*EOD*

Does journalists covering the White House get free vaccines as a work benefit? Is it required by the union?

How the MAGA Negotiation Insanity starting in Munich and probably ending in an asylum likely came into existence:

MAGA: We’re doing peace in Europe!
Foreign Affairs negotiation expert: Right, what’s your visions for the negotiations?
MAGA: First we need to kick Ukraine and Europe off the negotiations and then tell Putin that Ukraine will never be in NATO and that the US will never place forces in Ukraine to do any peace keeping and also we need to tell Zelenskyy that he must give us all resources!
Negotiation expert: Eh. I’m not sure…
MAGA: AHA! You’re a deep state woke Democrat crony! You’re fired!
MAGA, later: Those deep state morons! So, where were we? All resources from Ukraine, lifted sanctions on Russia, sanctions are the worst for business, oh and withdraw all US forces from Europe… you know, so Putin thinks we have a hidden agenda. He’s not gonna know what hit him!

When morons do security policy, there’s only two alternatives:

1. Leave NATO, say fuck off to Europe, close the borders, build walls, see Chinese/Russian influence soar in Mexico, Canada and Greenland
2. Invade Mexico, Canada and Greenland to prevent Chinese/Russian influence…

“How did Donald Trump stop the fires in California?”
“He turned on the faucets and made it rain!”

MAGA people: Yay for Trump!
Sane people: Wait! What?

At the orphanage:
“Explain to me again why the kids have to wear boxing gloves?”
“USAID told us the current government don’t think boxing is woke so if the kids have boxing gloves we’ll be funded.”
“Makes sense…”

Deranged
Oligarchs
Grabbing
Everything

“Now Donald Rump will depant all the illogicals…”

Actual quote of a Trump voter…

…I mean, no, I didn’t see it, but would you be surprised? It’s been established right wing extremist voters are functional illiterates, so…