What Zelenskyy thought about Donald Trump and JD Vance in the White House meltdown.
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Moreover, I advise that Donald Trump must be deposited.
What you don’t understand about Trumps climate change reasoning
What Trump says: Climate change is BS. It’s not going to happen. Forget about it.
What Trump means: Climate change is BS. It’s not going to happen in my lifetime. Forget about it. Because I will have…
4D Chess
It’s supposed to be impressive to play 4-dimensional-chess.
Morons.
- Dimension 1: A–H
- Dimension 2: 1–8
- Dimension 3: Lifting or putting down the pieces
- Dimension 4: TIME!
Fox News and MAGA needs to study physics!
Wait… sorry… they’re also not going to be pulling themselves up by their shoelaces. (That’ll be the job of the tax payers…)
Header image: By Aaaatu – Own work, CC BY-SA 4.0, Link
Fully Vaccinated
RFK Jr. (coughs): “I’m sorry.”
“No problem. I’m fully vaccinated.”
*EOD*
Does journalists covering the White House get free vaccines as a work benefit? Is it required by the union?
MAGA Negotiation Insanity
How the MAGA Negotiation Insanity starting in Munich and probably ending in an asylum likely came into existence:
MAGA: We’re doing peace in Europe!
Foreign Affairs negotiation expert: Right, what’s your visions for the negotiations?
MAGA: First we need to kick Ukraine and Europe off the negotiations and then tell Putin that Ukraine will never be in NATO and that the US will never place forces in Ukraine to do any peace keeping and also we need to tell Zelenskyy that he must give us all resources!
Negotiation expert: Eh. I’m not sure…
MAGA: AHA! You’re a deep state woke Democrat crony! You’re fired!
MAGA, later: Those deep state morons! So, where were we? All resources from Ukraine, lifted sanctions on Russia, sanctions are the worst for business, oh and withdraw all US forces from Europe… you know, so Putin thinks we have a hidden agenda. He’s not gonna know what hit him!
Coincidences?
Are these coincidences? I don’t know, but what do you think?
- Russia meddles in the US presidential elections of 2016 and 2024, and at least in 2016 has a likely part in getting Donald Trump elected president.
- Trump’s vice president JD Vance attacks European democracies defending against Russian hybrid warfare in a speech in Munich, even having conservatives calling it “a disgrace”.
- Trump spreads Russian propaganda, “negotiates” in a way that puts all the cards on the table before even starting to play and even excludes the most affected parties (Ukraine, and Europe).
Is this Trump thanking Putin for services rendered in the US elections? Or what?
Utter incompetence? Insanity?
Scary shit!
Update: February 28th.
What if there was a third alternative?
When morons do security policy, there’s only two alternatives:
- Leave NATO, say fuck off to Europe, close the borders, build walls, see Chinese/Russian influence soar in Mexico, Canada and Greenland
- Invade Mexico, Canada and Greenland to prevent Chinese/Russian influence…
Who let the DOGE out?
Who let the DOGE out?
Making it Rain Baby!
“How did Donald Trump stop the fires in California?”
“He turned on the faucets and made it rain!”
MAGA people: Yay for Trump!
Sane people: Wait! What?
USAID Boxing
At the orphanage:
“Explain to me again why the kids have to wear boxing gloves?”
“USAID told us the current government don’t think boxing is woke so if the kids have boxing gloves we’ll be funded.”
“Makes sense…”
Talkwards 