Yesterday my girlfriend and I were spooning, but her brother’s girlfriend kinda forked in. Which unfortunately made her brother come at us with a knife. I decided my plate was full, and to not stir the pot anymore I excused myself…
Tag Archives: Puns
Chopping
“Where did the ax murderer go?”
“He went out to do some chopping…”
“He went out to do some chopping…”
Elf Scent
“The currency of my fantasy world is the Elf Dollar. It can be divided into Elf Cents…”
“Elf scent? Who’d pay to sniff an elf?”
“Elf scent? Who’d pay to sniff an elf?”
Nun-tacos
Stay back! Or I will devastate you with my Nun-Tacos!
Literally
I’m literally writing a book… Or, at least outlining it. Okay, so maybe it’s figuratively a book and literally an outline…
Denial of DOS Service
I need to install a denial of DOS service for my computer… how do I prevent Windows from being installed?
Truth
I know Trudy and I know Ruth. But I have no clue who this Truth you’re talking about is.
Flavor
“This dish is fantastic, where did you get the recipe?”
“A master chef I know. He owed me a flavor.”
Gifted
My name is Ted…
My name is Ted…
My name is Ted…
GIF-Ted.
My name is Ted…
My name is Ted…
GIF-Ted.
Amuse me!
I need a muse! Amuse me!
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