Her mom was a real momster…

Hook, Line, and Stinker

First, they broke down. Then they broke up. Now they break even.

Fun with words:

For all in tents and campers…

Lawyer: We intend to prove our client had no knowledge of the sort.
Prosecutor: We have definite proof the defendant had intimate knowledge of the so called Sort!
Judge: Well, we’re here to sort this out.
Journalist: Judge in Sorting Case just Sorted!

“Let ‘snot go there,” he snorted.

Godzilla vs King Kong
in Hong Kong
playing ping-pong.

Not that I’m judging!

A: Why did you punch the guy with the fashionable clothes over there?
B: I was striking a poser…