Ubuntu is a killer OS
The latest version of Ubuntu is a killer OS. I nearly had a heart attack when I installed it and saw the changes!
Superfishial
Some companies only have superfishial concerns for their customers’ security…
Big Bong Theory
Peace out, man! I’m gonna major in Astropuh… Astropffischish… Astrofish…whatever and study the Big Bong Theory! Yeah! Man! I am!
jsoup: Java HTML Parser
jsoup is a java HTML-parser that allows you to navigate elements in the HTML via DOM-methods or selector-syntax. You can then extract attributes, text and HTML from the selected elements.
Autistic brains unique!
The connections in autistic brains are idiosyncratic and individualized
An Ars Technica article discusses the brain chemistry of autistic people and shows that each person is different in a unique way.
The genie is out of the bottle
If the genie is out of the bottle, then surely it was possible to put it in the bottle at least once. So why is it impossible to put it in there twice?
Who’s the male in the relationship?
Heterosexual man: So, who’s the male in the relationship?
Lesbian woman: Eh, the whole point is that there is no male in the relationship…
Extreme measures
If you want to free the world of extremists, don’t take extreme measures…
To rrent
“I only tried to rrent those movies,” said the file sharer in court.
But nope, he still went to jail. Everybody knows you can’t rent movies anymore. You get 26 accounts on 26 out of 28 online video sites to see the newest and latest movies. And don’t forget the USA-VPN!
No, wait! If you’re not in the US, your money is illegal … hah!
Talkwards 