Colleague: What’s the root password?
Me *tells him the password*
Colleague: So, what’s the username?
Me: …
Featured image by Scott Schiller (Flickr: Master lock, “r00t” password) [CC BY 2.0], via Wikimedia Commons
We make the choice
We make the choice,
but the choice also makes us.
Energizer Bunny arrested
Energizer Bunny arrested: Charged with battery.
Hard Candy
I bet you’re thinking about the movie now, but this is just the kind of candy your dentist warned you about… the hard stuff!
Header image by Adam Zivner – Own work, CC BY-SA 3.0, Link
POWER
– What program did you use to design this logo?
– PowerPoint?
– But why?
– Because… POWER!
Croak n’ Roll
Croak n’ Roll – funeral music for the new millennium.
The pint of no return
I have reached the pint of no return!
God save the Keg!
Title image by Bjørn Erik Pedersen – Own work, CC BY-SA 3.0, Link
Footware budget
Customer: So, when I got Windows I had no clue it would require a footwear budget…
Support: A what?!
Customer: Yeah, it says so here… it needs new shoes.
Support: I am fairly certain Windows does not require shoes…
Customer: In fact, you’re right… It asks for boots.
Support: OK. Can you read the message from Windows for me?
Customer: In order to finish this installation, please reboot.
Fruity fisssshesssss!!!!
Now, they say fish is good for you… right? 😛
By Eli the Bearded – Own work by uploader. http://www.flickr.com/photos/elithebearded/2967354314/, CC BY-SA 3.0, Link
Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory.
Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there’s no pop quiz.
Talkwards 