I’m half expecting a candy loving duck to come swimming through these piles! HALF expecting…
Header image by Elisa Azzali – Candies, CC BY 2.0, Link
Fight to live another day
– You’re considered cruel and unusual, Sire!
– But why? I always let them fight to live another day!
– They’d rather it was the other way around…
Human nature
It’s human nature to use human nature as an excuse for bad behavior.
What’s the username?
Colleague: What’s the root password?
Me *tells him the password*
Colleague: So, what’s the username?
Me: …
Featured image by Scott Schiller (Flickr: Master lock, “r00t” password) [CC BY 2.0], via Wikimedia Commons
We make the choice
We make the choice,
but the choice also makes us.
Energizer Bunny arrested
Energizer Bunny arrested: Charged with battery.
Hard Candy
I bet you’re thinking about the movie now, but this is just the kind of candy your dentist warned you about… the hard stuff!
Header image by Adam Zivner – Own work, CC BY-SA 3.0, Link
POWER
– What program did you use to design this logo?
– PowerPoint?
– But why?
– Because… POWER!
Croak n’ Roll
Croak n’ Roll – funeral music for the new millennium.
The pint of no return
I have reached the pint of no return!
God save the Keg!
Title image by Bjørn Erik Pedersen – Own work, CC BY-SA 3.0, Link
Talkwards 