“Weren’t you supposed to fly the plane to Paris?”
“I was, but I made a joke during the take-off checklist and the plane got pissed and threw me off…”
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Summer children
What Zelenskyy thought about Donald Trump and JD Vance in the White House meltdown.
What you don’t understand about Trumps climate change reasoning
What Trump says: Climate change is BS. It’s not going to happen. Forget about it.
What Trump means: Climate change is BS. It’s not going to happen in my lifetime. Forget about it. Because I will have…
4D Chess
It’s supposed to be impressive to play 4-dimensional-chess.
Morons.
- Dimension 1: A–H
- Dimension 2: 1–8
- Dimension 3: Lifting or putting down the pieces
- Dimension 4: TIME!
Fox News and MAGA needs to study physics!
Wait… sorry… they’re also not going to be pulling themselves up by their shoelaces. (That’ll be the job of the tax payers…)
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Imperialism
If you think imperialism is great and that it is right that the strong should dictate conditions to the weak because they are strong, you need to go back to grammar school and study the second world war.
WWII is a master class in how horribly wrong imperialism and the right of the strong really is, and it costed more lives than any other conflict in the history of humanity.
AI Feather
Hen: What you think of when someone says “AI”.
Feather: What “AI” really can do…
Fully Vaccinated
RFK Jr. (coughs): “I’m sorry.”
“No problem. I’m fully vaccinated.”
*EOD*
Does journalists covering the White House get free vaccines as a work benefit? Is it required by the union?
MAGA Negotiation Insanity
How the MAGA Negotiation Insanity starting in Munich and probably ending in an asylum likely came into existence:
MAGA: We’re doing peace in Europe!
Foreign Affairs negotiation expert: Right, what’s your visions for the negotiations?
MAGA: First we need to kick Ukraine and Europe off the negotiations and then tell Putin that Ukraine will never be in NATO and that the US will never place forces in Ukraine to do any peace keeping and also we need to tell Zelenskyy that he must give us all resources!
Negotiation expert: Eh. I’m not sure…
MAGA: AHA! You’re a deep state woke Democrat crony! You’re fired!
MAGA, later: Those deep state morons! So, where were we? All resources from Ukraine, lifted sanctions on Russia, sanctions are the worst for business, oh and withdraw all US forces from Europe… you know, so Putin thinks we have a hidden agenda. He’s not gonna know what hit him!
Eczema Script
When you call JavaScript Java it’s mostly Eczema Script in my mind…
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Coincidences?
Are these coincidences? I don’t know, but what do you think?
- Russia meddles in the US presidential elections of 2016 and 2024, and at least in 2016 has a likely part in getting Donald Trump elected president.
- Trump’s vice president JD Vance attacks European democracies defending against Russian hybrid warfare in a speech in Munich, even having conservatives calling it “a disgrace”.
- Trump spreads Russian propaganda, “negotiates” in a way that puts all the cards on the table before even starting to play and even excludes the most affected parties (Ukraine, and Europe).
Is this Trump thanking Putin for services rendered in the US elections? Or what?
Utter incompetence? Insanity?
Scary shit!
Update: February 28th.
Talkwards 