Since it seems popular to create and use illogical date formats, here are some suggestions:
What’s the date? Well, of course, 2018-10-15 at 22:10, which happens to be (happened to be?) a Monday.
Taking care of the laundry is oftentimes exhausting.
And still, it has to be done — if you’re wondering. Otherwise, people will smell you, and they will never tell you, just stop being around you… that’s people for you, so yes, it has to be done and no one, except perhaps your mom, will ever tell you so…
Did you know there’s an American law that would ultimately result in a US invasion of the Netherlands?
Oh, yeah. It’s even called the Hague Invasion Act. The response to an American citizen being arrested by an international criminal court… the ones that deal with war crimes and crimes against humanity… you know, like genocide…
I’m not saying US lawmakers are making room for American war criminals, but it is a bit like catching your kid bringing a pack of condoms to a “sleepover with friends”… they might not need them, but you’re not going to take any prisoners on that one.
As an aspiring SF author, I try not to write about real stars and planets… I mean, who knows who might want to sue you in a couple of years or decades?
Things that will kill you:
But there are always exceptions:
She was thin and narrow. Her siblings called her ugly. I thought she was beautiful.
When the two-legged ones came they threw her to the ground. One of them even stepped on her, squashing her open.
I watched her for days, halfway buried there in the dirt. She started decaying. I feared she was gone for this world. And for what? Being thin and narrow?
After a week she sprang roots, digging into the ground, and not soon after she reached for the azure skies.
At first, she was just a twig with two leaves on top. She did not even reach above the high grass. I teased her and called her Sprout. She bent in the wind and I think she laughed.
A life well lived will have failures.
If you do nothing in order to avoid failure, that’s a failure too…
– What… is he doing?
– He’s sleepwalking…
– But why does he… do that?
– He’s sleep depraved…
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