What time is it right now? Half-past…
FUCK!
Time flies will eat your life… alive… and to death… Horrendous creatures!
Mutually Assisted Suicide
The world’s nuclear powers keep each other in check by something called mutually assisted suicide…
You can’t make an omelet without breaking some eggs
Robespierre might have been the first to claim, “Omelets are not made without breaking eggs.” Margaret Thatcher made her omelets by breaking balls. Hermann Göring was also making omelets in Nazi Germany. And Walter Duranty felt Stalin was making omelets when killing millions in Ukraine.
If you didn’t know better you’d think all these people with their broken eggs couldn’t tell the difference between omelets, genocide, terror, and oppression…
Omelets around the world threaten to sue!
Header image by Stripey the crab – Own work, CC BY-SA 3.0, Link
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For all in tents…
Fun with words:
For all in tents and campers…
Nobody feels worse about this than we do
“Nobody feels worse about this than we do.”
“Right. The widowers and the orphans feel worse about this than you do.”
Possibly Impossible
The Sort
Lawyer: We intend to prove our client had no knowledge of the sort.
Prosecutor: We have definite proof the defendant had intimate knowledge of the so called Sort!
Judge: Well, we’re here to sort this out.
Journalist: Judge in Sorting Case just Sorted!
Utterly Fucked Up Solutions
The Ritual Magic of IT Project Estimation
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