Heterosexual man: So, who’s the male in the relationship?
Lesbian woman: Eh, the whole point is that there is no male in the relationship…
If you want to free the world of extremists, don’t take extreme measures…
Sir Veillance, the only knight left in the court.
In 1492 native Americans discovered Columbus…
As a Swede I often find myself stunned by the “magical” thinking of the U.S. justice system and the, often times, completely bizarre “tricks” pulled to get obviously guilty persons off the hook.
Take for instance “Fruit of the Poisonous Tree”, described as…
…a legal metaphor in the United States used to describe evidence that is obtained illegally. The logic of the terminology is that if the source (the “tree”) of the evidence or evidence itself is tainted, then anything gained (the “fruit”) from it is tainted as well. (Wikipedia)
Continue reading Fruit of the Poisonous they did it first… did not! did too! did noo-oot!
Shut up, I’ve patented language!
Police: You’re under arrest for treason!
Police: You are having a dream about assassinating the president.
Citizen: But that’s not the president! It’s my father… with a president-mask.
Police: OK, then it’s conspiracy to commit murder…
Citizen: Oh! I’m sorry.
An officer of the law that breaks the law is more dangerous than a criminal.
Croakaine – the drug and the effect in one word!
Enemy combatant, a military ethnic slur for a person of Arabic or middle eastern descent.