The latest version of Ubuntu is a killer OS. I nearly had a heart attack when I installed it and saw the changes!
Category Archives: Talk
Talk about politics, society, science, computers, internet, psychology, and philosophy.
Superfishial
Some companies only have superfishial concerns for their customers’ security…
Big Bong Theory
Peace out, man! I’m gonna major in Astropuh… Astropffischish… Astrofish…whatever and study the Big Bong Theory! Yeah! Man! I am!
jsoup: Java HTML Parser
jsoup is a java HTML-parser that allows you to navigate elements in the HTML via DOM-methods or selector-syntax. You can then extract attributes, text and HTML from the selected elements.
Who’s the male in the relationship?
Heterosexual man: So, who’s the male in the relationship?
Lesbian woman: Eh, the whole point is that there is no male in the relationship…
Extreme measures
If you want to free the world of extremists, don’t take extreme measures…
To rrent
“I only tried to rrent those movies,” said the file sharer in court.
But nope, he still went to jail. Everybody knows you can’t rent movies anymore. You get 26 accounts on 26 out of 28 online video sites to see the newest and latest movies. And don’t forget the USA-VPN!
No, wait! If you’re not in the US, your money is illegal … hah!
Sir Veillance
Sir Veillance, the only knight left in the court.
1492
In 1492 native Americans discovered Columbus…
Merry Christmas Ho!
Chat exchange:
– Merry Christmas!
– Hi Ho! Hi Ho!
– Are you calling me a Ho, you bastard?
Ho or no ho! Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy Holiday! 😀 Uh, and a happy new year… and well, you know how it goes!
